day 12

Monster day 12 I would like to say although bat have been classed of as monsters by some people, this is completely wrong. Bats have been on earth 50 million years, and it’s only now that they are starting to die out. Changes in farm practices is one of the reasons. Hedgerows being pulled up so that field sizes can get bigger is just one of the reasons. Bats only do good and help the environment. I love bats so much I have one tattooed on my arm.

day 11

The exam monster I think we have all met this monster, I have stared him in the face many a time. Exam monster looks a bit like a diseased, fervent, rabid rabbit crossed with a squirrel. He he’s called taint, and he ant going away. You can’t escape him even if you were all sailors and had a galleon to sail on. Nope taint will catch up on you. Swift and with sharp craws, barking, snarling and rasping. He will try his best to mess up your exams so much that it will be a shock if you pass.

day 10

(Sparkle the Birthday Monster) ........ I smelled smoke when I opened the door to the living-room. Stood in front of me my parents were smiling. There was a birthday cake with pink creamy icing and birthday candles alight. ‘Happy birthday darling make a wish,’ they chorused. Stood on tip toes I blew candles and squinting my eyes I made a wish. My father dripped some ink on white paper, and a pink dragon grew out of it. I picked it up and admired its wings. I named it sparkle, it was the best birthday ever. Six is a magic age.

monster day 9

Monster afternoon day nine This is the Monster that lives under my bed. I am sure you have your own version of this Monster? My monster is called bounce. As his name suggests, he likes to bounce about under my bed when I am trying to sleep and whisper things I don’t want to hear. At the moment bounce is saying, ‘no one will read your books.’ So please help me to prove bounce wrong. Download my book for free, on December the 5th and 6th Thank you, Free in all regions, not just the USA. But here is the USA link http://www.amazon.com/Paradox-Child-Book-One-marvellous-ebook/dp/B00D8J41DM

Day 8 of monsters

My Name is the pop sock Monster, I like to eat one of your socks each day. Not the same colour, a different colour each day. I am never greedy, I only ever eat the one!

monster day 7

Tigarse Tigarse is a scary evil Monster who was once just a woman. However she got nosier and nosier and liked to spy and start rumors about the other women at her work. She had a normal fat nose, but the more noisey she became, the longer her nose grew. she was always quite a hiary woman, she had long hair in her ears and up her nose, but later it started to grow all over her face then her body. As sge started to be mean to the other women more at her work, a tail and wingys grew and she became what i always new she was a Tigarse. So if you work with a woman like this point out what she will become unless she mends her ways.

monster day 6

The fancy pants Monster. I am a girl Monster called Mandy, I like to dance and sing. Although I am told that my singing is not the best. Tra la la, tra la la.